Instead of giving U2 $100m

(just found this draft I hadn’t published, interesting that a few of these have now happened anyway)


Things the internet would have preferred Apple do over U2 being given $100m for an album nobody wants.

Would U2 have made $100m from fans buying the album? Unlikely. What else would we the internet have preferred apple have done, or spent that money on..

  • A longer battery iPhone
  • A normal sized iPhone 6
  • Give us iTunes Store credit to spend on bands we like
  • Or even more interesting, give us credit to spend only on new or indy bands, or based on purchase history only bands we’ve never bought before.. or just autofill our iPhones with the same
  • Tell us what we really want to know about the Apple Watch; battery life, charge time, etc
  • Improve working conditions at Foxconn
  • Invest in switching to recycled materials
  • Make the iPhone truly resistant to dropping
  • Not buy Beats, maybe Bose or Seinheiser? Ooh, controversial, I know
  • Invest in alternatives to rare metals in electronics
  • Raise the revenue share for artists
  • Hire some people that understand the internet and set them to work on Mail, Contacts, Calendar, iMessage, Notes, Pages, syncing, location, interoperability, web services.. do I need to go on?
  • Make headphones that don’t leak
  • A retina MacBook Air
  • Hand $100m to [RED]
  • Make protocols for iMessages, FaceTime open

Alternatively, let’s ask U2 to give the money to the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.

Now, about the tax they’re not paying…


The rules of science, sounds a bit like agile

In his recent continuation of Carl Sagan‘s Cosmos series, Neil deGrasse Tyson laid out the the rules of science:

  1. test ideas by experiment and observation
  2. build on those ideas that pass the test, reject the ones that fail
  3. follow the evidence wherever it leads
  4. and question everything

“To make this journey we’ll need imagination, but imagination alone is not enough because the reality of nature is far more wondrous than anything we can imagine. This adventure is made possible by generations of searchers strictly adhering to a simple set of rules. Test ideas by experiment and observation, build on those ideas that pass the test, reject the ones that fail. Follow the evidence wherever it leads and question everything. Accept these terms, and the cosmos is yours.” – Neil deGrasse Tyson

Agile, in simple terms, is about learning fast by having assumptions and testing them, incorporating data and user research into that loop, being adaptable to change, and it being ok to be wrong.


Testing a status update from WordPress via IFTTT to Twitter

Testing a status update from WordPress via IFTTT to Twitter


Sending a status from my phone

Woop woop!


Trying out a status – title

Trying out a status – body


Lean Founder

Semi-autobiographical, in no particular order, being a #LeanFounder:

You don’t need that new laptop, a refurb will do, but your current laptop is fine until it dies.

Plain eggs on toast is cheaper than eggs benedict, and better for your waist.

Walk whenever you can.

Traveling for a meeting? Make the rest of your time there count.

Don’t travel at peak times.

Don’t go to every event, meetup, or conference.

You will be paid the least, and probably last.

Make breakfast at home, include lots of fruit.

Swim, ride a bike, and do Yoga, Pilates, or Taichi.

Sleeping on friends floors is cheaper than renting an appartment, but not as good for your sanity.

Take at least one day off a week.

Stop drinking lager, it’s more expensive than Ale or Whisky, and it’ll only give you a hangover.

You don’t really need that premium Spotify account.

Keep on top of your accounts, keep them simple.

Actually learn how to make Ramen.

Ask for help.

Answer others calls for help.

Listen to everyone who offers advice, but make your own decisions.

Stay hydrated.

Don’t buy Photoshop, Pixelmator is like a modern Photoshop 4.

Don’t buy Microsoft Office, you can get it for free from Bizspark.

It’s not about you. But your startup is a reflection of you.

Don’t expense everything, when it comes from your pocket you might reconsider that taxi ride.

You don’t need expensive business cards, order a small run of Moo cards. Iterate.

Understand your termsheet, it’ll save you in the future.

Understand your cap table.

Know when to say ‘fuck it, I *do* have time for this [important personal thing]’.

Design your own logo, you might surprise yourself.

Don’t get held up by pixel perfect design.

You can iterate your copy.

Leave your admin till the evenings, spend the time you have with your team on product.

Carry a toothbrush and a spare shirt.

Use coffee shop loyalty cards.

An employee will cost you 20% more than you planned.

You don’t need an Aeron. Yet.

Cut your own hair. Or don’t cut it at all.

Pay your bills as they arrive. Letting them stack up isn’t good for anyone.

You can buy your Apple Care anytime in the first year. Wait.

Keep that FaceBook tab closed.

Don’t be concerned with inbox zero, it’s replying that’s important.

Do your VAT (tax) returns quarterly.

Sublet office space or desks, better still join a coworking space instead.

Have an occasional luxury.

Github, Dropbox, Google Docs, and Skype are your friends.

Keep your email short, your time, and theirs, is scarce.

Get to the point.

If that meeting opportunity happens, jump.

Know your shit. Read everything you’ve written, and read it again. Then write it again. Have answers. Be considered.

Use your competitors’ products. This is free research. They are learning and experimenting for you.

Use your own product. Otherwise WTF?

Have a note for everything. Organise and reduce these. Every thought was generated for a reason. Track this.

Have a spreadsheet for everything. They are guides. Know your numbers. Iterate these. Model scenarios.

You do have the time, stop watching reality TV and soap operas. In fact, sell your TV.

Make sure people remember you. Put a real photo of your actual face on your card.

Failing is an option, but not an aspiration. Understand why you failed. Don’t do it again.

Use that free Google Adwords credit they send you. A/B test. Learn what converts. Test your branding and messaging.

Start reading financial blogs.

Stop reading Reddit.

Learn your stakeholder’s vocabulary.

What do your stakeholders drink? You’ll know if you’ve spent time getting to know them.

Blog or tweet about what you learn and you’ll learn even more.

Spend time with other founders. Only they will understand what you’re going through.

Keep your shoes clean.

Be as transparent and upfront as possible, then you can have proper conversations rather than games of guesswork.

Your lawyer and accountant have a lot of knowledge, but you can help them learn too.

Hold on tight.